As we hear all the time; a good holster just might save your life or in this case your penis as this 33 year old security guard found out the hard way (pun intended).
The article reads that the cops found the man was slumped over the steering wheel of his truck probably in shock after smoking his meat
To add insult to "the worst injury imaginable," the guard will likely face charges of illegal possession of a firearm because he allegedly didn't have a valid handgun license.
He was taken to the hospital but it was unclear if they were able to attach it.
I am sure of one thing; he will not be grabbing his junk anytime soon