A 17 year old gang member from Chicago suffered a gunshot wound in the groin Friday night. When asked by police what happened he reported that ninjas did it.
That sound plausible to me because, after all, if he managed to get a gun in a city with gun control laws, I suppose ninjas could be prowling the city as well. After a brief investigation it turned out that the mental midget was driving around in a car with some female friends and was showing off his gun to impress them.
Gun goes off, he blames ninjas. Wouldn't you.
What I really like is how the media keeps using this story to talk about how dangerous guns are and no one is mentioning how, even with some of the strictest gun control laws in the nation, a 17-year-old moron managed to get one and shoot himself in the nuts.
That city sucks. On the upside, maybe these are the ninjas that did it: