Whoa whoa whoa... BSG is so jaded about Flori-DUH stories that he leaves out that the trouble started for Eric Holtgard on Wednesday when he pulled his Glock
and pointed it at several employees of a Buick dealership (they still make Buick's?). He fled, cops picked him up based on a description and employees ID'd him.
Fast forward to 11:30 Thursday morning and we have Holtgard in his mother's front yard wearing just a pair of boxers and wielding a rifle. Why? He was telling a landscaper they couldn't park on the street in front of the house. Cops called, he goes to jail.
I miss Florida sometimes.