Around 6 o'clock Monday morning a Detroit, Michigan man was in the middle of robbing a house when he was rudely interrupted by the homeowner. In the movies, there would have been a witty line of dialogue from the owner to the criminal. In Detroit and the real world (is Detroit even part of the real world anymore?), it was a gunshot that was directed at the criminal.
The burglar was struck in the chest, fled the scene in his car and was found after showing up at the gas station nearby. Video is below: