"but honey it was an accident I swear"... yea right!!
The call came in and it was a man saying he just shot is GF in the butt with a 9mm handgun. The dispatcher told him how to control the bleeding while paramedics and police were on their way.
Paramedic transported the woman to the hospital while the cops transported him to the police station where was they arrested him for endangering safety by use of a dangerous weapon.
I am sure if they stay together there will be no END to this being brought up every valentine’s day