this is too funny to pass up,
quoted: The BBC interviewed a marathon runner late Friday night and failed to notice the large sex toy placed atop his fridge. They also didn’t notice his whiteboard that had ‘welcome tart’ scribbled in large green lettering. Nor did they pick up on his name ‘Marcus Mumford’, which is the name of the lead singer of the popular rock group Mumford and Sons.
and the twit that was tweeting called it a shooting instead of a bombing