Orlando, Florida resident Michael Johnston was having a bad day. First off he gets arrested for shooting bottle on a public dock then while being interrogated he has a BM (bowl movement for those of you that don’t have kids) in his pants.
I guess the pressure was too much and he soiled his tighty whitey’s! Johnston admitted to drinking at least eight "boozy beverages" and firing shots at a glass bottle.
Deputies noted about 20 shots were fired, and that the dock had sustained bullet holes and other damage (skid marks?)
Quoted: If "Virginia is for lovers", as their state tourism motto promises, then Florida is for poopers. The sunshine state has more than its share of criminal crappers. (Continued in the article)