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Tough guy craps in his pants while being interrogated (FloriDUH)

Orlando, Florida resident Michael Johnston was having a bad day. First off he gets arrested for shooting bottle on a public dock then while being interrogated he has a BM (bowl movement for those of you that don’t have kids) in his pants.

I guess the pressure was too much and he soiled his tighty whitey’s! Johnston admitted to drinking at least eight "boozy beverages" and firing shots at a glass bottle.

Deputies noted about 20 shots were fired, and that the dock had sustained bullet holes and other damage (skid marks?)

Quoted: If "Virginia is for lovers", as their state tourism motto promises, then Florida is for poopers. The sunshine state has more than its share of criminal crappers. (Continued in the article)

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Posted By: barstoolguru
04/23/13 10:05 PM

the worse part of the whole thing is he gets his name and fact he crapped in his pants in news paper

Posted By: holymoleygone
04/24/13 11:00 AM

I always wear my Depends when I go shooting :~)