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He farted in my face and it pissed me off so I stabbed him (FloriDUH)

Resource: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/09/deborah-burns-fart-in-face-knife-fight_n_3244946.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
We all had those moments when you just can’t hold it in and it comes out at the most inopportune moment. Well when it comes out in the middle of an argument it’s a declaration of war.

Deborah Ann Burns was arrested for allegedly throwing a knife at her boyfriend after he farted in her face (if she is anything like my woman he could have been across the room and it would have still been in her face). The boyfriend purposely passed gas while walking by her on his way to the kitchen and she didn’t like it. She followed him in the kitchen and where the argument escalated and he got stabbed. With the smell still fresh on her mind she left and then came back with a stick and hit him with it in the arm.

Burns has an arrest record including cocaine possession, failure to pay child support, and trespassing.



The incident is still under investigation and the boyfriend can be charged with assault with a deadly weapon and with intent to kill (passing gas)

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old enough to know better but too young to resist