A 61 year old man was walking his property about midnight when he happened across a young man sleeping along his fence line. He told the vagrant he needed to leave and as the man picked himself up and started to walk away the homeowner noticed the young man took a crap and wanted him to pick it up. The suspect didn’t want it (after all it was used) and walked away. The old man followed him (I can only assume bitching about the crap) and a scuffle unused. The suspect pulled a chain with a lock on it and started to swing it knocking the homeowner down. The homeowner pulled a gun and fired two shots hitting the suspect once in the chest.
Moral of the story: don’t take no crap from anyone