I post this in fairness to all of our reader in Florida, just so you all know it’s all in fun>
a Texas man has been arrested for DWI on a golf cart after he ran over another man on a lounge chair on the beach. The Texan was coming home from a party when “his lights went out” and ran over the bystander. ( I didn't see him, I though it was a sea lion or something) He was charged and transported to a medical facility to have blood drawn.
The victim was taken to the hospital to be checked out. His injuries were determined to be non-life threatening. (“Thank god I was drunk, I would have really felt that” ) take a cab home on the beach when you are drinking