"I have to say that in the seven years that I've been investigating robberies, these are by far some of the clumsiest crooks that I've seen in a long time," said Detective Jeff Brieden of the Houston Police Department.
Briden was referring to three mental midgets who broke into Katz's Boutique, a lingerie store, on April 13th around 3 in the morning.
Mental midget 1, armed with a revolver, bumped into his rifle wielding companion. This caused mental midget 1 to fire. That noise cause the rifle toting moron to think he was being attacked and cause him to open fire.
Between them, the men fired more than a dozen rounds at mannequins. Luckily, the two employees in the store at that time were hiding in the back and were unharmed by the "spray and pray" method of responding to a negligent discharge.
And the video: