A Georgetown, Texas man awoke to a flashlight moving around outside his bedroom door. After making sure his wife was in bed next to him, the homeowner grabbed his 9mm handgun and got out of bed to investigate.
"I have a tattoo of the grim reaper, my hair is sticking up all crazy and I’m naked. I’m not sure if (the burglar) was more afraid of me or the gun," said the homeowner.
The burglar simply said "I'm so sorry, sir" twice and then ran full speed and jumped out of the window police believe he entered the house through. There's still an indentation in the ground from where the man landed.
"He probably went out that window head first," the homeowner said. "It's all pretty absurd."
One of our writers, Jayson, used to joke that if you're really going to train for the most likely scenario you should be butt-naked and exhausted. I'm glad we finally covered one that made him look smart.